Due to my parents' divorce, I became a shut-in and never left the house, spending all my time surfing the net. My father didn't like this and threw away my computer one day. That day, I decided to stop being a shut-in and re-enter society—not because I was scolded by my father, but because when I went to the trash disposal site to retrieve my computer, I encountered a pink protrusion. This obscene protrusion kept flashing at me from between the gaping cleavage of the neighbor's wife…
