Did you notice? You're the greatest for noticing me. Too great. I'll serve you plenty! So don't tell anyone else they're cute... What if you accidentally met an AV actress who is a big fan of yours at a bar, and she was tipsy and in the mood for sex and invited you herself?? And what if not only did you get to take her home for sex, but you even got to have anal sex??? The entire story of such a lucky one-night stand.
