The company trip that I had been looking forward to for so long turned out to be a mandatory, fully self-funded affair, and it seems my subordinates are unhappy about it. To cheer everyone up a bit, I brought along a deck of cards and we played 'Old Man Out' (a card game where all the kings are removed). However, after I passed out drunk, they held a real 'Old Man Out,' taking my wife with everyone except me. I witnessed this horrifying scene and the next day, I gathered everyone to give them an unbelievable order!
