I'm not boasting, but my wife is a beautiful and hardworking woman who's well-regarded in the neighborhood. However, she has always had a bit of a ditzy personality. She often 'accidentally' forgets things. While minor forgetfulness isn't much of an issue, lately when she goes out like this having 'accidentally forgotten her bra,' it really bothers me how the men around here stare at her with those lecherous eyes…
