When my parents were away on a trip, I was drinking with two usually serious childhood friends and letting loose. The two of them, drunk out of their minds, went on a rampage, making me exclaim, "What? You guys are this perverted?" Normally, they're more on the introverted side, with not a hint of perversion, but today was different! Their unexpectedly lewd expressions and obscene hip movements knocked me out completely! Who would've thought there'd be such a sexy woman right in front of me! This is truly a diamond in the rough!
